My ship has come in

Wed 10 Feb 2010 - Filed under: Not a Journal. | 3 Comments | Posted by: Gavin

Just got this email:

I am Lady Martha Stirling,i wish to donate £20 Million Pounds you to build
Charity Foundation,because my doctors said i have limited days to live, I
will issue you a letter, email:[email protected]

I’ve enjoyed the challenge of running a “for profit” endeavour but Lady Stirling (must be Scottish, even better!) has persuaded me that now is the time to switch to nonprofit status. We will begin disbursement of funds as soon as the poor old dear kicks the bucket. Cakes and beer for all!


3 Responses to “My ship has come in”

  1. Kathe on February 10th, 2010 4:03 pm

    Yum! Make mine chocolate, please. … All these generous souls, warms the heart on a snowy day.

  2. Gavin on February 11th, 2010 2:58 pm

    We will send the chocolate when the ship comes in. We will float a little boaty with the chocolate when the ship comes in.
    We will get a little floaty on a little boaty filled with chocolate and champagne when the ship comes in.
    Oh yes we cannot wait until that imaginary boat comes in.

  3. James on February 11th, 2010 8:14 pm

    Tighten up that scansion and set it to music and you might have yourself a hit record there, Gavin.

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