We get tough love from the Chicago Reader.
Are we hipsters? Hadn’t really considered us that way . . .
Q. Do you have a cool car?
A. Hipsters use the subway and taxis.
Q. Are your tastes impeccably aligned with next month’s Pitchfork columnists?
A. Pitchfork is so Aughts.
Q. Did you see that show by ____ at ____ last night?
A. I used to like them but since they went _____ they kind of suck.
Q. Where do you get your hair done?
A. Hey, I just woke up?
Q. You know it’s 3.08 PM and you’re in a shirt and tie at work, right?