Dear Aunt Gwenda

Fri 12 Oct 2007 - Filed under: Not a Journal., | Leave a Comment | Posted by: Gavin

We are putting together, slowly and so on, the new issue of LCRW and we would like some more questions for Dear Aunt Gwenda. The questions can be anonymous or not (we will mail you a copy of the zine your question is in). Please email them in or post them in the comments.

Comments

No Responses to “Dear Aunt Gwenda”

  1. Paul Jessup on October 12th, 2007 2:53 pm

    Dear Aunt Gwenda-
    I really like a nice pair of slacks. Esp ones with peanut butter. Or Jam. Or a lover named Fran. Is this normal? My parents don’t seem to think so. They chained me to the wall since I started my slack obsession.

  2. John Klima on October 12th, 2007 3:16 pm

    Dear Aunt Gwenda:

    Was that not a dainty dish to set before the King?

    John Klima

  3. Alex Wilson on October 12th, 2007 5:08 pm

    Dear Aunt Gwenda,

    Is it supposed to hurt when I do this? I’m asking for a friend.

    Alex.

  4. Haddayr on October 12th, 2007 9:53 pm

    Dear Aunt Gwenda,
    Is it ever, ever, EVER socially acceptable not to stifle farts while in the company of others?

    I mean beside on one’s deathbed and whilst giving birth.

  5. Michael DeLuca on October 13th, 2007 9:17 am

    Dear Aunt Gwenda,

    What should I do with all these hot peppers? Roasting, drying, freezing, stewing, pulverizing and straight-up eating raw have all begun to seem repetitive and dull.

  6. Skov on October 13th, 2007 9:29 am

    Dear Aunt Gwenda,

    I’m starting to worry that they’re out to get me. Have you heard anything?

    Jon

  7. Fred on October 13th, 2007 8:03 pm

    Dear Aunt Gwenda,

    If I were out to get someone, hypothetically speaking, what sort of things would you recommend? Code names? Disguises?

    Fred

  8. Will Alexander on October 15th, 2007 2:10 pm

    Dear Aunt Gwenda,

    What kind of band-aids are best for bandaging caffeinated capuchin monkeys with scalding burns?

Leave a Reply