1. Wear great shirts.
3. If (2) does not work: Dance them to death. However. There has to be dance practice. And perhaps karaoke. But no mp3s of the performance, please!
6. Favor sloth but practice the opposite.
7. Design (but have someone else host) A Mad Tea Party.
8. Live on the edge of a verb. A noun. Or an adjective.
9. Get your international freak on.
10. Have local pop star write a song about you. (Wait, he already did that.)
11. Write a novel.
12. Publish novel today.
13. Take over blogosphere for 24 hours. Have the print and TV media in your town pick it up. Become a star. Shine, baby, shine.